In the Event that Tonight is the Night I Die of Laughter:
1. my pretty shit can be split between allyson, meghan, laura and melissa. they’ll know what to do.
2. trent gets my whiskey, duh. and the rabbits, if he won’t let his roommate’s dog eat them. OR ELSE HE IS DAAYYYED.
3. someone for the love of god give george a few of my books. just a few.
4. i guess the rest goes to trent. except my journals, give those to melissa. she’ll understand. english major thang.
5. if someone could find out how my legs got so dirty, that’d be neat.
6. make sure my car doesn’t get towed. it didn’t last time, but that just makes me more nervous, ya know?
7. someone pick something for my mom.