jeanine's school of arithmetic and fitness
hello class, today’s lesson is that if you go to the gym on a friday night (!) after working all day (!!), it’s okay to have beer in the shower. that’s right—you’ve justified and alloted room in your fitnesses for such debauchery and tomfoolery as beer in the shower by watching j. lo movies on an elliptical for an hour. see ya next time!
7,500 Online Shoppers Unknowingly Sold Their Souls →
azspot: A computer game retailer revealed that it legally owns the souls of thousands of online shoppers, thanks to a clause in the terms and conditions agreed to by online shoppers. The retailer, British firm GameStation, added the “immortal soul clause” to the contract signed before making any online purchases earlier this month. It states that customers grant the company the right to claim...
spring is simultaneously the most busy, fun, and sad season. there is so much growing and color and planning, but running right next to us like a big muddy river, just parallel to all the pink trees, is memory and loss. we do well. we get drunk in the yard during the day. we awash ourselves in papers and notes and homework to get through the semester. we make summer plans. but it is always...
She's drunk, I'm in the library, Facebook chat...
Melissa: the guy in front of me in the library is listening to "world's greatest" by r kelly
we're gonna listen to that here now
i just requsted it
WHOLE HOUSE IS IN
Jeanine: it's playing
too bad this guy pees on kids
i mean, this and that hot and fresh off the kitchen song
Melissa: what a disappointing drawback to an otherwise fly ass mofo
Jeanine: i am glad that peeing on children is merely a drawback
it's a dealbreaker, you're right
if someone peed on my 5 year old nephew, i'd probably kill him
not just be like eh, yeah, i'll buy your EP
Melissa: I KNOW
I meant MAJOR drawback, inferring that he should probably never be let out of jail
i guess we are still listening to his song
celebrities and dick cheney get away with everything
So what? Jeanine. That's me. You pee on my nephew, I'll scalp you. And I've read Cormac McCarthy, I know how that's done. But really, I am not going to class tomorrow.
Taxes create the kind of community that I want to live in.– Rev. Jennifer Hope Kottler (via azspot) YES.
what i should have done tonight: read pynchon diligently, went to bed early what i did do: drink dollar pbr pints with trent, eat two-day old reheated one world pizza on my bed, listen to willie nelson
For those of us who live at the shoreline standing upon the constant edges of...– Audre Lorde “A Litany for Survival” whenever i’m scared or nervous or weak, i tell myself repeatedly “it is better to speak. it is better to speak. we were never meant to survive.” the part in bold is written on the bathroom wall of the english building, and it is a...
well, my printer stopped working, so i guess i'm...